1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:03,003 (Dynamic music) 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,588 ♪ 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:15,098 (Text on screen) 4 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:18,100 (Dramatic instrumental music) 5 00:00:18,225 --> 00:00:21,312 ♪ 6 00:00:26,775 --> 00:00:29,235 (elevator bell dinging) 7 00:00:29,236 --> 00:00:31,572 Jasmeet: Why does this place look like a medical clinic? 8 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:33,072 Am I getting circumcised? 9 00:00:33,073 --> 00:00:34,282 Rebecca: What are you talking about? 10 00:00:34,283 --> 00:00:35,908 - Jasmeet: You promise? - Rebecca: No, just chill. 11 00:00:35,909 --> 00:00:37,243 Jasmeet: All right. 12 00:00:37,244 --> 00:00:39,830 Namaste. 13 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,206 - Namaste. - Namaste. 14 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:42,541 Mm. 15 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,586 And are we here today... 16 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,921 to be here today? 17 00:00:48,756 --> 00:00:50,423 Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:50,424 --> 00:00:52,050 Yeah? 19 00:00:52,051 --> 00:00:55,136 Great. Class is starting soon. 20 00:00:55,137 --> 00:00:59,141 As you can see, we're currently offering discounts 21 00:00:59,142 --> 00:01:01,350 on our monthly membership packages. 22 00:01:01,351 --> 00:01:05,688 Personally, I'd recommend the Divine Align... 23 00:01:05,689 --> 00:01:07,857 Intertwine to Unwind package. 24 00:01:07,858 --> 00:01:11,027 It's really great for couples. 25 00:01:11,028 --> 00:01:14,280 Usually, it's $499. Now, $479. 26 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:18,744 And it includes classes, chanting, 27 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,621 some tantra, and keertan. 28 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:25,375 'Keertan'? Wait, is that, like, kirtan? 29 00:01:25,376 --> 00:01:26,292 Yes, 'keertan'. 30 00:01:26,293 --> 00:01:29,253 They're, like, Vedic-style hymns. 31 00:01:29,254 --> 00:01:31,298 Yeah, I know what it is. You just said it really weird. 32 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:33,300 - Mm-hmm. - Julia: Um... 33 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:35,259 So, my friend Ashley, she owns the studio. 34 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,679 She signed us up for a trial class. 35 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:38,806 It should be under 'Rebecca.' 36 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,141 Ah, yes, here it is. 37 00:01:43,477 --> 00:01:44,937 Relax. 38 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,979 Your flight isn't until tonight. 39 00:01:46,980 --> 00:01:49,399 Yeah, but I should be preparing, you know? 40 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:51,318 It's like, my first acting gig in LA. 41 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,319 I just don't want to mess it up. 42 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:56,782 That's why you should take some more yoga, so you can chill out. 43 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,159 (sighing) Yeah, maybe. 44 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,203 Hey, how did your friend afford this place 45 00:02:02,204 --> 00:02:03,497 in this neighbourhood, by the way? 46 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:06,042 It's just like insane rent prices, no? 47 00:02:10,671 --> 00:02:12,631 Ah, yes. 48 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,132 That's how. 49 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:17,176 (bell chiming) 50 00:02:17,177 --> 00:02:19,179 Namaste, everyone. 51 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:20,513 Class: Namaste. 52 00:02:20,514 --> 00:02:24,184 Let's start by bringing our energy down. 53 00:02:24,185 --> 00:02:28,479 And we'll begin by lying back in shavasana. 54 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:32,276 And now, reach out and grab the hands of those next to you. 55 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:38,698 Close your eyes. 56 00:02:38,699 --> 00:02:41,451 And just repeat after me. 57 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:47,916 I am whole, and the whole is in me. 58 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:49,293 Class: I am whole... 59 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,085 - Jasmeet: ...and the... - ...and the whole is in me. 60 00:02:51,086 --> 00:02:52,670 ...whole is in me. 61 00:02:52,671 --> 00:02:54,006 Ong Namo... 62 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,007 Guru Dev Namo. 63 00:02:56,008 --> 00:02:58,009 Class: Ong Namo... 64 00:02:58,010 --> 00:03:00,846 Guru Dev Namo. 65 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,056 Satnaam. Sri Waheguru. 66 00:03:04,057 --> 00:03:06,685 Class: Satnaam. 67 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,896 Sri Waheguru. 68 00:03:09,897 --> 00:03:12,774 Let's just lie back in gratitude, 69 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:17,571 take in this moment, and really open your hearts 70 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:22,116 to the real reason we're all here. 71 00:03:22,117 --> 00:03:23,367 (gasping) 72 00:03:23,368 --> 00:03:26,537 Bring in the puppies! 73 00:03:26,538 --> 00:03:28,414 - It's puppy yoga time! - (class exclaiming) 74 00:03:28,415 --> 00:03:31,751 (barking) 75 00:03:31,752 --> 00:03:33,253 You get a puppy! 76 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:41,804 (class exclaiming) 77 00:03:51,313 --> 00:03:53,899 (sneezing) Ooh. 78 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:56,275 (chattering) 79 00:03:56,276 --> 00:03:58,319 Hey, so those, uh, mantras 80 00:03:58,320 --> 00:03:59,947 that you guys were doing at the start of class, 81 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,615 that's-- that's really cool. 82 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,615 Huh? 83 00:04:02,616 --> 00:04:03,991 I'm actually Sikh. 84 00:04:03,992 --> 00:04:06,453 (gasping) You are sick. 85 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,913 Right on. Oh, unless... 86 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:10,958 you meant the other kind of sick, in which case, 87 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:12,459 you really should have been wearing a mask in class. 88 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:14,543 No, I meant neither of those, actually. 89 00:04:14,544 --> 00:04:17,798 I meant, like, the religion. Sikhism, you know? 90 00:04:19,216 --> 00:04:21,926 Oh, yeah, okay. Great. 91 00:04:21,927 --> 00:04:23,302 Um, don't forget your 92 00:04:23,303 --> 00:04:24,638 complimentary mimosas, everybody! 93 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:26,347 - (class cheering) - Woman: Mimosa! 94 00:04:26,348 --> 00:04:28,058 This is why I came. 95 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:29,559 Hey. 96 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,061 - Hey. - So, what do you think? 97 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:32,770 - Woman: Cheers, bitch! - Women: Cheers! 98 00:04:32,771 --> 00:04:37,441 Jasmeet: Uh... that was... interesting, I guess. 99 00:04:37,442 --> 00:04:38,859 But, uh, 100 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:41,153 what do they do to the dogs when they age out? 101 00:04:41,154 --> 00:04:42,531 Rebecca: Probably, you know, like... 102 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,076 Oh, my God. They put 'em down... 103 00:04:47,077 --> 00:04:48,119 Ward, dog? 104 00:04:48,120 --> 00:04:49,496 Brutal. 105 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:50,789 How was I not supposed to do that when you set me up? 106 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,207 - Rebecca: Oh, okay. - I had to take that. 107 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,333 Rebecca: Makes sense. 108 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:55,336 Jasmeet: Do you want this? I hate mimosas. 109 00:05:00,591 --> 00:05:03,092 Wow. 110 00:05:03,093 --> 00:05:06,847 I didn't realize you had so much stuff. 111 00:05:06,848 --> 00:05:09,181 No, actually, that's a lie. 112 00:05:09,182 --> 00:05:13,145 I should have known because you're... you. 113 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,731 Pretty nice, right, wifey? 114 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,398 Sorry. Uh... 115 00:05:17,399 --> 00:05:20,568 I'm still down about, you know, Jogi Uncle. 116 00:05:20,569 --> 00:05:23,446 Right, right, right, of course. Um... 117 00:05:23,447 --> 00:05:25,364 So, let me give you the tour. 118 00:05:25,365 --> 00:05:26,782 I got the custom closet over here. 119 00:05:26,783 --> 00:05:28,618 We got the social media corner right here. 120 00:05:28,619 --> 00:05:31,621 And we got my gaming setup over there. 121 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:35,708 Did you include the workout space that I asked for? 122 00:05:35,709 --> 00:05:39,337 I got you, baby girl. Right over there. 123 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,672 Where are my weights? 124 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,382 Here, use mine. 125 00:05:44,009 --> 00:05:45,344 (chuckling) 126 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,386 Don't worry, babe. You'll work your way up to it. 127 00:05:47,387 --> 00:05:52,392 Oh, and I put your little yoga mat right over there. 128 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:57,063 (head thudding) I don't think this works. 129 00:05:57,064 --> 00:05:58,399 Why? 130 00:05:59,733 --> 00:06:03,070 But don't you guys just lay around on the floor anyways? 131 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:06,405 Oh, which reminds me, you got to check out this video. 132 00:06:06,406 --> 00:06:09,241 Some new thing called puppy yoga. So sick. 133 00:06:09,242 --> 00:06:12,537 Oh, Mummy-ji, did you think about my offer? 134 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,039 I don't know, Jaspreet. 135 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,164 (speaking Punjabi) Trust me. 136 00:06:15,165 --> 00:06:16,917 I can make the tiffin business boom. 137 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,294 I don't want to boom. No boom. 138 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:21,421 Maanvi, why do I have to do Jaspreet's laundry 139 00:06:21,422 --> 00:06:23,965 when it should be done by his wife? 140 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:26,511 He can't do his own laundry? 141 00:06:30,514 --> 00:06:32,265 ...you will have to do all this. 142 00:06:32,266 --> 00:06:36,019 Well, what if we don't have kids? 143 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:41,357 (both laughing) 144 00:06:41,358 --> 00:06:44,528 (both continue laughing) 145 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:48,407 This is not funny. 146 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,782 Neal: Pooji, 147 00:06:49,783 --> 00:06:53,537 it's your favourite nephew and delivery boy. 148 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:57,665 Whoa. Looks like an influencer took a shit in here. 149 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:59,960 Neal, I'm glad you're here at my ghora, bro, 150 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:01,253 because, um... 151 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,379 (sighing) ...how do I say this? 152 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:05,297 We just don't need your kind here anymore. 153 00:07:05,298 --> 00:07:07,217 Jaspreet, come on. 154 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:09,136 (laughing) Sorry, man, I'm just playing. 155 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,470 Delivery guys, we don't need delivery guys anymore. 156 00:07:11,471 --> 00:07:13,347 Oh, I thought you meant white guys. 157 00:07:13,348 --> 00:07:17,852 - Jaspreet: Hmm. - Wait. Am I fired? 158 00:07:17,853 --> 00:07:21,814 You need something to eat? I'll make you a plate, okay? 159 00:07:21,815 --> 00:07:23,732 Wait. Who's going to deliver the tiffins? 160 00:07:23,733 --> 00:07:25,484 Oh, my tech boy from Waterloo, 161 00:07:25,485 --> 00:07:28,155 he, uh, developed these, uh, delivery bot prototypes. 162 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,323 Check it out. Pretty dope, right? 163 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:31,782 Woman (on video:) The future is automated. 164 00:07:31,783 --> 00:07:34,703 It's gonna do, uh, wonders for our business. Uh-huh. 165 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,496 Neal: Well, if you need someone to charge them, 166 00:07:36,497 --> 00:07:37,830 I can plug them in at night. 167 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:38,914 Jaspreet: Oh, no, they're solar-powered. 168 00:07:38,915 --> 00:07:40,333 Neal: What if they were lunar-powered? 169 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:41,626 Jaspreet: Yeah, that's stupid. 170 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,837 I get it. It's practically in our DNA to be angry. 171 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,797 But if I ever yelled at my mom the way my cousin Bhavita did... 172 00:07:46,798 --> 00:07:48,549 - You'd get spanked. - Worse than spanked. 173 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:51,261 Hung upside down naked, and beaten with a stick? 174 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:53,220 What? No. 175 00:07:53,221 --> 00:07:54,932 Wait. Did that happen to you? 176 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:59,727 My grandparents were just very Desi. 177 00:07:59,728 --> 00:08:01,813 Oh, no. It's okay. I'm good. 178 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,607 No, yes, please. 179 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,400 So, I tell my aunt that Bhavita just doesn't know 180 00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:06,859 how to manage her emotions, right? 181 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:09,571 When she gets loud, it's because she doesn't feel heard, 182 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:11,280 and my aunt actually eased up. 183 00:08:11,281 --> 00:08:12,698 She gave Bhavita her phone back. 184 00:08:12,699 --> 00:08:14,868 And that's why you're her favourite cousin. 185 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,786 Exactly! 186 00:08:18,538 --> 00:08:20,539 You know, if you were my cousin, 187 00:08:20,540 --> 00:08:23,543 you'd be my favourite cousin, too. 188 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:26,421 What? 189 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:28,047 (chuckling) Oh, no, no. 190 00:08:28,048 --> 00:08:30,383 I just mean that... 191 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,928 you're my favourite everything. 192 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:36,096 (snapping) 193 00:08:36,097 --> 00:08:37,475 No, not that one. 194 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,143 That one was for my mom. 195 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,229 This one. 196 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:45,023 This one is for you. 197 00:08:45,024 --> 00:08:47,567 Um... okay. 198 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,154 Whoa. 199 00:08:52,155 --> 00:08:54,490 Umair, what for? 200 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:56,117 Because I want to take care of you. 201 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:58,244 I thought you could use them for your design sketches. 202 00:08:58,245 --> 00:09:01,248 You said you were trying to get back into that again. 203 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,416 - I told you that? - Yeah. 204 00:09:03,417 --> 00:09:05,085 And you remembered? 205 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,503 Of course. 206 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:08,088 This is amazing. I... 207 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,882 I had no idea dudes could be like this. 208 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,551 I'm not dudes. 209 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,052 No, you're more like... daddy. 210 00:09:15,053 --> 00:09:16,514 (chuckling) 211 00:09:18,807 --> 00:09:23,894 So... there's this new drape design I'm playing around with. 212 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:25,272 Mm-hmm. 213 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,398 The photo is a little risqué. 214 00:09:27,399 --> 00:09:29,526 I don't know, maybe too risqué. 215 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:31,945 - Brown people. - Right. 216 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,196 But the thing is, 217 00:09:34,197 --> 00:09:36,782 body shame only came about after colonization. 218 00:09:36,783 --> 00:09:39,119 Before then, our bodies were part of the design. 219 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,912 - Mm-hmm. - So, I... 220 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,206 I go back and forth on if I should post it. 221 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:54,968 Wow. 222 00:09:54,969 --> 00:09:57,221 Mashallah. 223 00:10:03,226 --> 00:10:05,061 (phone chiming) 224 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,314 There. Now I can look at my sexy girl 225 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,023 whenever she's not with me. 226 00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:13,069 Um, but for your eyes only, yeah? 227 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:16,657 Yeah. That's what makes it special. 228 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:22,537 Anyways, back to the grind. Empire's not gonna build itself. 229 00:10:22,538 --> 00:10:24,497 But I'll pick you up later. 230 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,749 I made some plans for us. 231 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:36,719 ♪ 232 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:48,812 Man, my paggs can never fit into a suitcase. 233 00:10:48,813 --> 00:10:50,481 Like, airlines should know to accommodate 234 00:10:50,482 --> 00:10:51,691 for guys with turbans, you know? 235 00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,942 It's like, by default, we need more space. 236 00:10:53,943 --> 00:10:57,864 Okay, well, just let me get ready and I'll help you. 237 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,074 (sighing) All right. 238 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,533 Oh, I always feel so good after yoga. 239 00:11:01,534 --> 00:11:03,702 - Yeah. - Oh. 240 00:11:03,703 --> 00:11:05,455 Uh, is that the thing for the web series? 241 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,830 Male voice: Welcome to Yolked TV. 242 00:11:06,831 --> 00:11:08,457 Yeah. Its whole deal is that you can't watch anything 243 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,875 unless your heart rate's fast enough. 244 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:11,543 Ah, yes, the intersection between streaming 245 00:11:11,544 --> 00:11:12,671 and fat shaming. 246 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,797 Yeah, I know. It's stupid. 247 00:11:14,798 --> 00:11:16,840 But they pretty much offered me a role 248 00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:18,343 in one of their first big series, so... 249 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,760 - Male voice: Connected. - ...couldn't say no. 250 00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:21,138 Let's get yoked. 251 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,057 You call that getting yoked? 252 00:11:25,058 --> 00:11:27,143 Rebecca: Here, uh, does this help? 253 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,061 Male voice: Go harder. Come on, guy. 254 00:11:29,062 --> 00:11:31,230 Wow, okay, um, this thing is clearly buggy 255 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:34,901 because my heart rate is going fast as hell, brother. 256 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:36,945 Male voice: That's a bit better, but not good enough. 257 00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,696 - Mm-hmm. - It's a prototype, okay? 258 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:41,032 They're trying to get Kevin Hart to invest in it. 259 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,950 They're flying out all these big creators to do cameos. 260 00:11:42,951 --> 00:11:46,245 Plus, I've always wanted to do 261 00:11:46,246 --> 00:11:48,455 the whole acting thing, but there's just never any roles 262 00:11:48,456 --> 00:11:49,749 for guys like me. 263 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:50,792 Aren't you playing an elf? 264 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,917 - Yeah. - Male voice: Can't watch? 265 00:11:51,918 --> 00:11:53,836 - Get off your ass. - I am off my ass! 266 00:11:53,837 --> 00:11:56,672 Yeah, I'm playing El-- 267 00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:57,923 - (sneezing) - Oh, bless you. 268 00:11:57,924 --> 00:11:59,175 Male voice: That's not getting yoked. 269 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,801 I'm playing this character called, uh, 270 00:12:00,802 --> 00:12:05,473 Elrandin the Sand Digger of Riverhole. 271 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:06,891 Uh, El-- Elrandin the... 272 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,100 - It's pretty cool, right? - The what? 273 00:12:08,101 --> 00:12:10,228 - The Sand Digger. - One more time. 274 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,146 Sand Digger. 275 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:12,312 You do realize what that sounds like, right? 276 00:12:12,313 --> 00:12:14,190 Am I supposed to hear...? ...'Sand Digger'? 277 00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,276 'Sand D--' oh. Oh... 278 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,319 Oh. 279 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,946 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 280 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,115 Shit. Dude, am I gonna get cancelled? 281 00:12:30,916 --> 00:12:34,294 (footsteps approaching) 282 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,214 (birds chirping) 283 00:12:38,673 --> 00:12:40,049 Setting up my workout space. 284 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,385 There's no room downstairs. 285 00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,389 Well, that was fast. 286 00:12:48,808 --> 00:12:50,310 (birds chirping) 287 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,352 Ah. 288 00:12:53,688 --> 00:12:54,939 Okay, what the hell? 289 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,692 Do you have to iron, like, right on top of my mat? 290 00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:01,654 You should learn how to iron. 291 00:13:08,953 --> 00:13:11,915 This is your job and I'm doing it for you. 292 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:15,167 Here! Practice with this one! 293 00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:17,254 (birds chirping) 294 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,259 What about my blood pressure? 295 00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:27,847 (birds chirping) 296 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:37,690 So, we have our turbans here, we have our double paggs here. 297 00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,691 We have our socks here and our underwear here, 298 00:13:39,692 --> 00:13:41,945 not touching your turbans. 299 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,446 Then, you have your belts and your undershirts at the bottom. 300 00:13:44,447 --> 00:13:46,032 So, when you get to the hotel, 301 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:49,744 all you do is take it right out and hang it up in the closet. 302 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:51,620 Wow, this is genius. 303 00:13:51,621 --> 00:13:54,541 Okay, I need your brain on everything. 304 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,250 You know what this deserves? 305 00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:58,043 I think you know. 306 00:13:58,044 --> 00:14:00,213 Some good old Uncle phuphar kisses - 307 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:04,508 the wet lips, hot breath, bristly moustache... 308 00:14:04,509 --> 00:14:05,759 Okay. 309 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,512 Okay! No, no, no. Stop. 310 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,805 (phone chiming) 311 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:09,806 That's enough. 312 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,641 (sighing) 313 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,226 (phone chiming) 314 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:18,480 Um, so, part of the reason 315 00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:21,609 why I took you to that yoga class today was because I-- 316 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:24,696 Because I'm allergic to dogs and you wanted to torture me? 317 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,154 You are? 318 00:14:26,155 --> 00:14:28,407 Yeah, I mean, that's why I can't stop sneezing, you know? 319 00:14:28,408 --> 00:14:30,909 They should ask you if you're into dogs before class. 320 00:14:30,910 --> 00:14:32,412 Who isn't into dogs? 321 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:33,620 (sneezing) 322 00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:34,788 (sighing) Me? 323 00:14:34,789 --> 00:14:36,916 I don't know. It's just like a dog, you know? 324 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:38,917 I look at a dog and I'm like, "Oh, it's a... 325 00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:40,210 "It's a dog." 326 00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:42,879 Okay. Um, well, I thought you enjoyed the class. 327 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,008 I had fun with you. I just think it's weird 328 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,593 that they're charging so much for yoga. 329 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,262 I feel like it should be a thing that's done selflessly 330 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,096 without the gimmicks and frills. 331 00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:52,849 Plus, they were doing all these, like, 332 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,767 Sikh mantras, and they didn't even know. 333 00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,561 Well... Ashley offered me a gig there, 334 00:14:56,562 --> 00:15:00,815 so I've kind of been thinking about taking it... 335 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:02,649 full-time. 336 00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:05,612 But you'd still dance though, right? 337 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,030 I'd leave dance. 338 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,114 Huh. 339 00:15:09,115 --> 00:15:10,325 Okay. 340 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,536 Is that... a dumb idea? 341 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,204 No. Nothing that comes out 342 00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,873 of that beautiful brain of yours is dumb. 343 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,374 All right? 344 00:15:19,375 --> 00:15:20,960 I just... (sighing) 345 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:22,961 You don't strike me as a person that gives up so easily. 346 00:15:22,962 --> 00:15:24,504 What does that mean? 347 00:15:24,505 --> 00:15:26,215 Oh. Uh, no. 348 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:28,468 I just mean like, you know, I know you're into-- 349 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,260 Whatever, it's fine. 350 00:15:30,261 --> 00:15:32,971 (sighing) Shit. I upset you? 351 00:15:32,972 --> 00:15:34,850 You should go. You're gonna miss your flight. 352 00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:43,483 (sighing) Fuck. 353 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,526 Chippy: You didn't have to take me shopping. 354 00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,196 You're spoiling me so much, I'm starting to rot. 355 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:50,697 I just wanted you to have something new for the party. 356 00:15:50,698 --> 00:15:52,492 Whatever you want. 357 00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,243 Chippy: Who's Khaleel again? 358 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:56,870 He's another shisha bar owner. 359 00:15:56,871 --> 00:16:00,124 And you want me to go as the party's disco ball. 360 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,668 Damn. You look fine as hell. 361 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,711 You really can pull off anything. 362 00:16:04,712 --> 00:16:06,839 Yeah, I... 363 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,925 I want to pull this off my body. 364 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,844 Hmm. Well, why don't you try on 365 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,345 the other outfit you picked out, then? 366 00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:14,556 Yeah. 367 00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,267 I think I will. 368 00:16:23,356 --> 00:16:25,858 We're gonna go to the party right after this. 369 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,360 - Chippy: Right after? - Mm-hmm. 370 00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:30,363 Chippy: I'm all sweaty from trying on so many things. 371 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,657 Good thing your sweat smells sweet. 372 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,783 It'll pair nicely with the dress. 373 00:16:34,784 --> 00:16:35,952 Chippy: Okay, nice try. 374 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,292 Yeah, it's, uh, it's cool. 375 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,003 See? I know what I'm doing. 376 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,379 Right, it's just... it's covering up your body, 377 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:50,298 and you have such a nice one, so why don't you show it off? 378 00:16:50,299 --> 00:16:52,051 Because I feel sexier in this. 379 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,971 No, you look sexier in the dress. 380 00:16:55,639 --> 00:16:57,389 How about... 381 00:16:57,390 --> 00:17:01,937 the decision goes to whoever's spending the money? 382 00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:06,190 Okay. 383 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,568 I'll pay for it, then. 384 00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:17,161 You can't afford it. 385 00:17:19,078 --> 00:17:20,496 Then, we'll go to my house, 386 00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,123 and I'll wear something I already own. 387 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,415 No, we don't have time. 388 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,418 I'm buying you something expensive 389 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:28,712 because you need to wear something new and nice tonight. 390 00:17:28,713 --> 00:17:30,923 Let me take care of you. 391 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,595 (Jasmeet sighing) 392 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:37,721 I just didn't think you'd give up dance cold turkey. 393 00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:39,097 Rebecca: I'm older now. 394 00:17:39,098 --> 00:17:40,600 My knees aren't what they used to be. 395 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,518 Okay, so, what? You're just gonna teach yoga 396 00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,144 to white girls playing with puppies? 397 00:17:44,145 --> 00:17:46,439 At least I'd be an Indian girl teaching yoga. 398 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,691 I mean, sure, you're Indian, but... 399 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:49,858 But what? 400 00:17:49,859 --> 00:17:51,360 - I'm not Indian enough? - No, you are. 401 00:17:51,361 --> 00:17:52,987 I'm just saying like, it's... 402 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,698 Yoga's like a Dharmic religion thing, you know? 403 00:17:55,699 --> 00:17:57,283 You're a Christian. 404 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:59,786 Don't Christians believe yoga's demonic or some shit? 405 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,370 Oh, okay. So, I'm the right race, 406 00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,579 but I'm not the right spirituality. 407 00:18:02,580 --> 00:18:04,957 Do I also lose points for being born here 408 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,625 and having a blonde balayage? 409 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:07,876 - A... A what? 410 00:18:07,877 --> 00:18:09,546 Highlights. Blonde highlights. 411 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,632 - Well... - (gasping) 412 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,468 Okay, of course not. I'm just... I'm joking. 413 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:17,886 I mean, what's wrong with easing people into Eastern practices? 414 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:21,766 So, getting smashed off mimosas and fondling puppies is... 415 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,808 what? A gateway? 416 00:18:22,809 --> 00:18:24,227 Okay, I get it. 417 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,104 There's a fine line between cultural appropriation 418 00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:28,689 and cultural appreciation. 419 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,441 Yeah, well, you know what? I would appreciate 420 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,527 if the puppies didn't piss on us the whole class. 421 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,069 Okay, well, if you play with puppies, 422 00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:35,488 you're gonna get a little piss on you. 423 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,573 Is that an expression I've never heard of? 424 00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,325 (sighing) It's the right thing for me. 425 00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:42,370 It's exactly what you said about 'Erlandan' from... 426 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,996 Riverhole. 427 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:45,123 From Riverhole. 428 00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,791 I mean, what even is a Riverhole? 429 00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:48,835 Okay, yeah, it's a dumb script. 430 00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,670 You know, they got elves digging tunnels and... 431 00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:52,046 Elves don't dig; dwarves dig. 432 00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,672 Dwarves are the bigger sand diggers. 433 00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:54,757 Again, you hear it, right? 434 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,424 - Yes, I hear it. - So, what? 435 00:18:56,425 --> 00:18:58,803 These elf-digging dwarves are part of your bigger journey? 436 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:01,430 Oh, and you leaving your dance career is part of yours? 437 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:02,597 Male voice: You have successfully 438 00:19:02,598 --> 00:19:04,683 raised your heart rate and may now begin to... 439 00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:06,602 - Now, you work! - What do you want to watch? 440 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,395 Oh, my God, this thing is so annoying. 441 00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:09,479 Man: Your heart rate is... 442 00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,440 It's going off on my phone too? 443 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:13,608 - (male voices overlapping) - Is this running through Wi-Fi? 444 00:19:13,609 --> 00:19:15,694 (Punjabi music playing indistinctly) 445 00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,195 All right. 446 00:19:17,196 --> 00:19:19,073 Robotic voice: Sat Sri Akal. 447 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,533 Contact Jaspreet Purewal - 448 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,242 the number one independent realtor in the GTA. 449 00:19:22,243 --> 00:19:24,452 Enjoy your food! 450 00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:26,873 Supinder: Will it survive on the roads? 451 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,039 Jaspreet: Of course. 452 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,209 It's the strongest one on the market. Look. 453 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,335 - (thudding) - (robot beeping) 454 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:33,546 - Can I try? - Jaspreet: You try. 455 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:34,881 - (thudding) - (robot beeping) 456 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,214 Robot: Threat detected. 457 00:19:36,215 --> 00:19:37,717 Self-defence function activated. 458 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,719 No, no, no! Oh my God! It's coming towards me! 459 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,928 Robot: Please step away. 460 00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,181 - What's it doing?! Jaspreet! - People keep kicking it, 461 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,266 so they had to put a self-defence function on it. 462 00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:47,602 - (speaking Punjabi) - It's still beta. 463 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,146 Save me, please! Damn! I don't know what I did to this guy. 464 00:19:52,773 --> 00:19:54,441 Supinder: Help me! Oh my God! 465 00:19:54,442 --> 00:19:55,401 (thudding) 466 00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:57,152 - Help my mom. - I'm trying, I'm trying. 467 00:19:57,153 --> 00:19:58,945 - (speaking Punjabi) - Dude, what are you doing? 468 00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:00,906 - (chattering) - (cackling) 469 00:20:00,907 --> 00:20:02,074 Aie! 470 00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,284 Jaspreet: Okay, it's off. 471 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,912 Robot: Self-defence function deactivated. 472 00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,078 Please report any injuries 473 00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:09,248 to your healthcare provider immediately. 474 00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:10,833 Damn prototypes. 475 00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:12,626 Robot: Don't forget to give us five stars. 476 00:20:12,627 --> 00:20:13,920 I want to take a trip. 477 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,505 Gurdeep: A trip? 478 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,681 Huh? Peace of mind. 479 00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:28,683 I'm down to go on a trip. 480 00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:30,435 Wait. Actually, 481 00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:32,020 I have some seminars I can't miss. 482 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,772 You should go, though. 483 00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:35,525 (robot beeping) 484 00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,277 Robot: Help. Kindly reposition me. 485 00:20:39,278 --> 00:20:40,445 Help. Help. Help. 486 00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:41,529 Jaspreet: I gotta call my boy. 487 00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,449 - Robot: Help. - Yo, Frenchy, 488 00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,492 these delivery robots, man, are they, like, possessed? 489 00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:46,869 - Help. Help. Help. - You know... 490 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,248 What? 491 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,499 Why? He literally just said I should go. 492 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,875 Supinder: Doesn't matter. 493 00:21:03,636 --> 00:21:05,304 (robot beeping) 494 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,722 Robot: Visit JaspreetPurewalRealty.ca 495 00:21:07,723 --> 00:21:09,767 to find your-- 496 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,643 Try our new... 497 00:21:11,644 --> 00:21:14,063 ...dish packed full of homemade flavours. 498 00:21:14,064 --> 00:21:15,189 Oh my God. 499 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,482 Please rate us five out of five stars. 500 00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:19,610 Please, don't come after me! 501 00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,611 Save me! Please! 502 00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:21,988 (phone chiming) 503 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:25,240 I just feel like you're judging me. 504 00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:26,825 What? How? 505 00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:30,246 If I take this job, then I'm not going to be an artist anymore, 506 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,831 and when we met, we were both artists. 507 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,499 And I feel like if I do this, I won't be one, 508 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,794 and then I just, like, I won't be good enough for you. 509 00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:39,547 Okay, look, I just want you to do the thing 510 00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:41,089 that you really want to do. 511 00:21:41,090 --> 00:21:43,174 Dancing was my dream. It was my life. 512 00:21:43,175 --> 00:21:45,970 And now, like, I look at it and my career 513 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,680 just hasn't panned out the way that I wanted it to. 514 00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,597 What's going on? I've never seen you like this. 515 00:21:49,598 --> 00:21:51,307 That's because, sometimes, I have to be the one 516 00:21:51,308 --> 00:21:52,977 freaking out, as well. 517 00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:54,353 It's not like there's jobs 518 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,521 falling from the sky into my lap from my follower count. 519 00:21:56,522 --> 00:21:58,399 They're not just falling into my lap. 520 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,442 I know. I know. I'm just... 521 00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:05,239 I'm exhausted, okay? (sighing) 522 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:08,450 I feel like I'm always auditioning, 523 00:22:08,451 --> 00:22:11,077 and I'm always hustling, 524 00:22:11,078 --> 00:22:14,707 and I have my joe job, 525 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,750 and then I still have to have my parents help me, 526 00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:18,376 and now Ashley's offered me this gig. 527 00:22:18,377 --> 00:22:21,130 And I get to use my body, okay? 528 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,882 And I don't have to sit behind a desk, 529 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,343 and it's good, and it's stable and it's steady. 530 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,971 And what? Am I just too good for stable and steady? 531 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:35,060 Jasmeet: Honestly, I-- I didn't know you felt like this. 532 00:22:35,061 --> 00:22:37,313 You could've just come to me. I would've helped you. 533 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,191 When? When I was helping you? 534 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,193 (sighing) I know you've been dealing with 535 00:22:43,194 --> 00:22:45,278 a lot of stuff with your family, 536 00:22:45,279 --> 00:22:48,740 so I've just kind of had to do this on my own. 537 00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:50,617 I wasn't trying to make it all about me. 538 00:22:50,618 --> 00:22:52,243 I can be there for you, too. 539 00:22:52,244 --> 00:22:53,328 Maanvi: No, he can't. 540 00:22:53,329 --> 00:22:55,247 He can only take care of his own shit. 541 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:57,459 He'll make you fend for yourself. 542 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:01,711 He doesn't think of his family. 543 00:23:01,712 --> 00:23:03,422 If he doesn't care about any of us, 544 00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:06,842 why would he care about Rebecca? 545 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,094 Neal: See? 546 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:12,056 It's like I was saying, he's selfish. 547 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,682 - You guys want some more milk? - Maanvi: Oh, yeah, yes. 548 00:23:14,683 --> 00:23:15,768 Neal: Here. 549 00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,770 Thank you. That's-- that's it. 550 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:19,815 (both trilling) 551 00:23:20,648 --> 00:23:23,359 - Phuphar. - (splashing) 552 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,861 What a nice boy! 553 00:23:25,862 --> 00:23:27,613 (both trilling) 554 00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:29,364 I'm not selfish. I think of others. 555 00:23:29,365 --> 00:23:31,116 I think of all of you. 556 00:23:31,117 --> 00:23:34,787 (all laughing) 557 00:23:34,788 --> 00:23:38,289 - (sneezing) - All: Bless you. 558 00:23:38,290 --> 00:23:39,499 What? 559 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,251 Rebecca: I said bless you. I get it. 560 00:23:41,252 --> 00:23:44,337 You're allergic to fucking dogs! 561 00:23:44,338 --> 00:23:46,842 - (Rebecca sighing) - (phone chiming) 562 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,387 (phone chiming) 563 00:23:52,388 --> 00:23:56,393 (snoring) 564 00:24:03,232 --> 00:24:05,652 (snoring) 565 00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,905 (thudding) 566 00:24:13,993 --> 00:24:17,079 (snoring) 567 00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,836 (snoring) 568 00:24:26,338 --> 00:24:27,923 (door opening) 569 00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:30,844 - (door closing) - (snoring) 570 00:24:36,974 --> 00:24:40,227 You know, most girls would be grateful 571 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:44,105 if I bought them a dress and a jacket. 572 00:24:44,106 --> 00:24:46,526 I'm not girls. 573 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:54,034 You like the tablet, right? 574 00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,871 Come here. 575 00:25:00,414 --> 00:25:03,041 ♪ Open my book and look inside ♪ 576 00:25:03,042 --> 00:25:05,920 ♪ You'll find the truth between the lies ♪ 577 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,797 ♪ Rip out the pages, there's nothing left ♪ 578 00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:11,717 ♪ Writing my story's got me a mess ♪ 579 00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:14,010 ♪ Voices in my head ♪ 580 00:25:14,011 --> 00:25:18,140 ♪ They're screaming, "take a chance" ♪ 581 00:25:18,141 --> 00:25:19,975 ♪ I'm always in a mood ♪ 582 00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,143 Come here. 583 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,562 ♪ I don't know what to do ♪ 584 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:27,776 ♪ I've got an attitude ♪ 585 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,945 ♪ They say I care too much ♪ 586 00:25:31,946 --> 00:25:34,698 ♪ That I'm the only one I trust ♪ 587 00:25:34,699 --> 00:25:37,242 ♪ Nothing ain't never enough ♪ 588 00:25:37,243 --> 00:25:39,621 (phone chiming) 589 00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:51,547 Okay, look, something I've really loved about you 590 00:25:51,548 --> 00:25:52,799 is how fearless you are 591 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,759 when it comes to chasing your career opportunities. 592 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,011 It took me a while to get to a place where I'm not, like, 593 00:25:57,012 --> 00:25:59,097 stressing about my credit cards declining, 594 00:25:59,098 --> 00:26:01,600 and I only got there because of your support. 595 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,937 So... (exhaling sharply) 596 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,896 ...if you want to teach yoga, I support you. 597 00:26:06,897 --> 00:26:09,607 If you want to do nothing at all, I support you. 598 00:26:09,608 --> 00:26:11,110 If you want to all of a sudden switch it up 599 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,612 and start robbing banks and dealing coke to the cartel, 600 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:16,114 I support you there, too. 601 00:26:16,115 --> 00:26:19,159 Okay? Because I love you. 602 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,621 (sighing) 603 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,000 What if... 604 00:26:27,001 --> 00:26:30,045 I started my own studio? A dance studio. 605 00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:33,047 Yeah! Holy shit. That would be amazing! 606 00:26:33,048 --> 00:26:34,466 - Really? - Yes! 607 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:37,260 You're like the best dancer I know! 608 00:26:37,261 --> 00:26:39,054 Okay, but... (sighing) 609 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,306 ...what if it's easier said than done? 610 00:26:41,307 --> 00:26:42,600 Dude, Ashley did it 611 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,476 and she's, like, trafficking puppies or whatever. 612 00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:46,812 Okay? We could figure it out together. 613 00:26:46,813 --> 00:26:50,106 I could help you make the best marketing plan, all right? 614 00:26:50,107 --> 00:26:51,525 Okay. 615 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:53,986 All right. Check this out. 616 00:26:53,987 --> 00:26:55,945 This is crazy. 617 00:26:55,946 --> 00:26:58,531 No, crazy's good. Crazy is good. Okay? 618 00:26:58,532 --> 00:27:01,117 Oh, my God. You missed your flight. 619 00:27:01,118 --> 00:27:03,621 It's fine. I'll just get the next influencer movie. 620 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:07,207 Oh, my God. No, no. I'm-- I'm so, so sorry. 621 00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:08,291 Seriously, it's chill. 622 00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:09,543 They're gonna make like 50 sequels. 623 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,461 By that time, they'll be at Dwarves of Lahore. 624 00:27:11,462 --> 00:27:14,006 I'll be in it, you know? 625 00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:18,677 Trust me, that ship has sailed, that plane has fleen-- 626 00:27:18,678 --> 00:27:21,387 flewn-- flin? 627 00:27:21,388 --> 00:27:23,515 That plane has flowed. 628 00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:24,850 - Flung? - Flung. 629 00:27:24,851 --> 00:27:26,477 The plane has flung out of the sky. 630 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,395 I'm not on it. The plane's gone. Let's just say the plane's gone. 631 00:27:29,396 --> 00:27:31,022 I'm nowhere near it. It's-- it's gone. 632 00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:34,026 ♪ Golden light ♪ 633 00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,905 ♪ You leave me bruised, but I don't mind it ♪ 634 00:27:40,491 --> 00:27:44,202 ♪ It's dangerous, but I still dive in ♪ 635 00:27:44,203 --> 00:27:46,955 (news theme music playing) 636 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,751 News anchor: In breaking news, the streaming app Yolked TV 637 00:27:51,752 --> 00:27:54,880 has been pulled before its highly anticipated launch, 638 00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:58,299 as it's been uncovered to be a Chinese malware spying app. 639 00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:00,969 All creators involved in the app are currently facing 640 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:03,221 federal investigation. For more on this story... 641 00:28:03,222 --> 00:28:04,890 We should fight more often. 642 00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,017 ...we go live to outside the Los Angeles courtroom... 643 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:07,934 Mm-hmm. 644 00:28:07,935 --> 00:28:09,560 ...where Misty Sparks and the other... 645 00:28:09,561 --> 00:28:13,107 ♪ One thing you can't take from me ♪ 646 00:28:15,109 --> 00:28:19,195 ♪ This gift could drive you insane ♪ 647 00:28:19,196 --> 00:28:22,199 ♪ My fists would fight that one on one ♪ 648 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,700 ♪ And turn one thing into another ♪ 649 00:28:24,701 --> 00:28:28,248 ♪ I swear life's been impatient with me ♪ 650 00:28:29,457 --> 00:28:31,749 ♪ If... ♪ 651 00:28:31,750 --> 00:28:33,544 ♪ It's for me ♪ 652 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,673 ♪ Let's... ♪